IGN: Fei101 -V- Co.
Name: Li Fei
Location: Singapore
Favourite Quote: "Chiong ahhhhhh", " ;x ", "lame ", "DIE MOFO"
Favourite Map(s): Granary
Favourite Class(es): Medic, Soldier, Sniper
Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Crap cheap mouse
Surface - Battlepad pro
Headphones - Crap cheap 2.1 speakers
Biography
Fei101, or Fei in short, is the best slacker and the medic of 5th Company. He dislikes studying and enjoys gaming through all his free time. He is the ultimate embodiment of a true nerdy gamer - the list of games he has played is so overwhelming that it can't possibly be shown here for fear of our server running out of web space.
According to Cockalogy (Fei's self-proclaiming husband), Fei always plays as the support role in every game he plays. The cunning Cockalogy then made use of this rare talent and forced him into forever becoming VCO's valuable medic. His history of being the ultimate support character began since the beginning of gaming when he played as the little white ball in Atari's "Pong."
Fei is a legendary medic, being widely recognised as a cockroach for his amazing ability to stay alive. He runs around with eyes all over his head, detecting imminent danger before it becomes too much of a threat. Enemies who know Fei will be hard-pressed for a decision to attack him as it takes more than some cheap projectiles to defeat him. Fei's fear knows no boundaries. He's has an unorthodox ability to surprise his pursuers by turning aggressive and attacking when least expected. He'll charge in with his weapons and perform some field-surgery on his enemies and taunting alone on enemy control points when the mist clears. When all else fails, the enemy will suffer the wrath of his words, for when he is reunited with his beloved Malice, he will shout curses of "DIE MOFO" as he watches Malice dismantle and dismember his previous soon-to-be killers.
Of course, his dedication to supporting his teammates is unquestionable. Whenever Fei is in the heat of the battle, he passionately heals them all like they are the most important people in his life. Yet, his teammates love to scold him and take him for granted like he's their own little bitch. Fucking teammates...
Once in awhile when Fei pleases his fucking teammates, he'll be granted the permission to play other classes like the sniper or soldier during a scrim.
Fei is a Rock Band god and the master of makeshift. He could rape everyone with a $2 mouse. He uses his Rock Band microphone for TF2 and could probably play it in a squattting or proning position. He is currently waiting to serve the army.
He is not a pedophile.
FEI101
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