SEDATED

IGN: Sedated -V- Co.

Name: Desmond

Location: Singapore

Favourite Quote: "one curly fry in the box of the regular."

Favourite Map(s): Badlands

Favourite Class(es): Soldier

Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Razer Diamondback
Surface - Barracuda
Headphones - Sennheiser

Biography
Sedated is the newest addition to the -V- Co scrim team. Before Team Fortress 2, he played WC3 competitively for a fair bit, taking part in the World Cyber Games and the inaugural CAPL WC3 league.

He plays the Soldier and is convinced that VALVe switches his rockets into duds whenever a medic chooses to Ubercharge him. This, combined with the fact that he resents babysitting a medic, has led him to develop an aggressive and wild style of play in an attempt to "counter VALVe". He can frequently be seen gleefully rocket jumping into the thick of battle with little regards to his own well-being, bombarding the opponents with a force akin to an artillery strike. He jizzes in his pants when he pulls off a series of insane air shots.

He has an inexplicable, deep hatred for all Demomen, and believes them to be "A FASTER AND BLACKER AND MORE POWERFUL VERSION OF THE SOLDIER." He is also of the opinion that the deepest circle of hell is reserved for those who SNIPES HIS FACE FROM ACROSS THE MAP or STEALS HIS FUCKING MEDIKITS. Once upon a time he elbowed Malice in the face for that. Do not steal his medikits. Ever.

He has just graduated from Poly and can't wait to waste 2 years of his life in the army.

He thinks Ace is a pedophile.