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EUPHORIC -V- Co.: ur name still under the pending
SEDATED
IGN: Sedated -V- Co.
Name: Desmond
Location: Singapore
Favourite Quote: "one curly fry in the box of the regular."
Favourite Map(s): Badlands
Favourite Class(es): Soldier
Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Razer Diamondback
Surface - Barracuda
Headphones - Sennheiser
Biography
Sedated is the newest addition to the -V- Co scrim team. Before Team Fortress 2, he played WC3 competitively for a fair bit, taking part in the World Cyber Games and the inaugural CAPL WC3 league.
He plays the Soldier and is convinced that VALVe switches his rockets into duds whenever a medic chooses to Ubercharge him. This, combined with the fact that he resents babysitting a medic, has led him to develop an aggressive and wild style of play in an attempt to "counter VALVe". He can frequently be seen gleefully rocket jumping into the thick of battle with little regards to his own well-being, bombarding the opponents with a force akin to an artillery strike. He jizzes in his pants when he pulls off a series of insane air shots.
He has an inexplicable, deep hatred for all Demomen, and believes them to be "A FASTER AND BLACKER AND MORE POWERFUL VERSION OF THE SOLDIER." He is also of the opinion that the deepest circle of hell is reserved for those who SNIPES HIS FACE FROM ACROSS THE MAP or STEALS HIS FUCKING MEDIKITS. Once upon a time he elbowed Malice in the face for that. Do not steal his medikits. Ever.
He has just graduated from Poly and can't wait to waste 2 years of his life in the army.
He thinks Ace is a pedophile.
MALICE
IGN: Ma|ice -V- Co.
Name: Isaac Teo
Location: Singapore
Favourite Quote: "The breakfast of champions is the opposition.", "WAKE THE FUCK UP", "FUCK" "i feel like i dont know myself"
Favourite Map(s): Granary, Badlands
Favourite Class(es): Soldier, Scout
Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Razer Deathadder
Surface - Razer Destructor
Headphones - Logitech Clearchat
Biography
Malice came from a casual Counter-strike background before starting his competitive career in Team Fortress 2. Known as "mally" or "KONG BA BAO" to some due to his massive cholesterol-filled buldging face, Isaac has become an essential and imperative part of the team since he took over the role of being the main soldier from Euphoric who had to serve his national service. An aggressive and explosive player who leads and commands the team's front line, he strikes fear in his opponents (and teammates) with his sublime awareness and tyrannical presence - responding to any danger and neutralizing it with a deft efficiency or raging relentlessly.
However, being the main soldier wasn't the only role he took over from the huge-wanged Cockalogy. He has replaced that huge empty spot in Fei's heart and became his new champion. While Cock provides Fei the kind of love that's more feminine and affectionate, Malice expresses his feelings with a contrasting tough-love. To make up for his less-than-cockalogy manhood, he flaunts his manliness by raging and cursing at anyone who screws up. To him, the world is full of sleeping people who need to "WAKE THE FUCK UP" and follow his almighty orders. Of course, he resents random noob pyros more than anything else in life, even his abundance of fatty tissue.
Do not ever complain about your computer in front of him, cause he plays on a totally crap laptop. He has a habit of naturally elbowing faces during sports and he WILL elbow you if he issin't in a good mood. Actually, he'll do it even if he was.
He is not a pedophile.
Name: Isaac Teo
Location: Singapore
Favourite Quote: "The breakfast of champions is the opposition.", "WAKE THE FUCK UP", "FUCK" "i feel like i dont know myself"
Favourite Map(s): Granary, Badlands
Favourite Class(es): Soldier, Scout
Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Razer Deathadder
Surface - Razer Destructor
Headphones - Logitech Clearchat
Biography
Malice came from a casual Counter-strike background before starting his competitive career in Team Fortress 2. Known as "mally" or "KONG BA BAO" to some due to his massive cholesterol-filled buldging face, Isaac has become an essential and imperative part of the team since he took over the role of being the main soldier from Euphoric who had to serve his national service. An aggressive and explosive player who leads and commands the team's front line, he strikes fear in his opponents (and teammates) with his sublime awareness and tyrannical presence - responding to any danger and neutralizing it with a deft efficiency or raging relentlessly.
However, being the main soldier wasn't the only role he took over from the huge-wanged Cockalogy. He has replaced that huge empty spot in Fei's heart and became his new champion. While Cock provides Fei the kind of love that's more feminine and affectionate, Malice expresses his feelings with a contrasting tough-love. To make up for his less-than-cockalogy manhood, he flaunts his manliness by raging and cursing at anyone who screws up. To him, the world is full of sleeping people who need to "WAKE THE FUCK UP" and follow his almighty orders. Of course, he resents random noob pyros more than anything else in life, even his abundance of fatty tissue.
Do not ever complain about your computer in front of him, cause he plays on a totally crap laptop. He has a habit of naturally elbowing faces during sports and he WILL elbow you if he issin't in a good mood. Actually, he'll do it even if he was.
He is not a pedophile.
ACE
IGN: Ace
Name: Lee Yi Ting
Favourite Quote: "cunts."
Favourite Map(s): Granary, Gravel Pit
Favourite Class(es): Kindergar Sniper, Scout
Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Microsoft IE3 / Razer Lachesis
Surface - Razer eXactmat
Headphones - Sennheiser PC 165
Biography
Ace, liquidfusionz, Zyphyris or YT has come from an inveterate gaming background of competitive FPS gaming, having started with Half-Life since 1999 and then moving on to Team Fortress Classic and Counter-Strike Beta. His perennial interest in competitive gaming has incited him into moving on to Team Fortress 2 after he quit Counter-Strike Source and World of Warcraft. Shortly after, he formed Clan RageNation before joining 5th Company.
Ace is a strategist who provides both brain and muscle for the team. Having developed a profound experience in team tactics, he assiduously analyzes the game and provides strategic calls on the fly. His other role is that of an assassin - he has an unrivalled accuracy and ability to eradicate important targets, very often in rapid succession and much more frequently when Nicole is around. When he isn't missing 12 scattergun shots on sniper up close, he would frequently go into a lethal frenzy, impeding an entire team and leaving their heads (or chunks of meat) on the floor. He thinks Soldiers are crybabies and is terribly annoyed by random Spies. Rumors say that his birthday wish was for Snipers to get Perception!1!1one!1
He is currently serving the army.
HE IS DEFINITELY NOT A PEDOPHILE.
Ace's TF2 Snipe Video
NETH
IGN: Neth -V- Co.
Name: Kenneth Tan
Location: Singapore
Favourite Quote: "BLOODY HELL !" , "FUCKING BULLSHIT"
Favourite Map(s): Gravel Pit, Well
Favourite Class(es): Scout, Sniper, Heavy
Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Logitech MX518
Surface - Razer eXactmat
Headphones - Logitech ClearChat Premium PC Headset
Biography
Self proclaimed "THE MOST AWESOME GUY EVER", Kenneth or "dReaMz`oN" hails from an old school FPS background, having been playing Counter-Strike since Beta 3 in 1999 up to a competitive level.
He was simultaneously involved in Team Fortress Classic where he played for Clan ][UG@][ for a year. Soon he quit CS in 2002 and went full time into UT2003, earning 2nd place in a tournament before stopping to play random games and MMOs. After serving the army, he started playing Team Fortress 2 and was conned into 5th Company.
Neth is also known as the legendary BENG THE NETH THE BENG. It's been recently discovered that he used to have been in production of a record album with fellow gangsta 50 Cent before the hiphop artist became famous. However, the collaboration failed due to a conflict when Neth wanted to include some loud, unremitting whistle sounds into their hiphop productions. When 50 refused, Neth carved his face into an ape with a series of techno parang slashes. BENG THE NETH THE BENG is currently looking at a collaboration with Guo Mei Mei and it's been speculated that the album name might be title, "Neth Beng ni Mei Mei".
Sitting like the true supreme beng slouching on the chair with a leg up against the table, Kenneth proves his in-game awesomeness with his sheer mastery of the game. Known for his excellent versatility, Neth is the team's Joker card who's able to fill in any role to fit the situation. As such, he very often single-handedly clutch rounds with his extraordinary ability to make the right crucial decision. When playing his favourite light classes, Neth seems almost invisible - appearing without a warning, causing mayhem and confusing enemies before vanishing without a trace, decimating many in the process. When he plays the heavy (hates running on it) he could very well be invincible with Fei pumping gas into his ass. He has an angry resentment against random noob Pyros who presses two buttons - W and MOUSE1.
He thinks Ace and Riff are pedophiles.
COCKALOGY
IGN: EUPHORIC -V- Co.
Name:
Location: Singapore
Favourite Quote:
Favourite Map(s): Granary
Favourite Class(es): Soldier
Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Razer Deathadder
Surface - Razer Goliathus
Headphones -
Biography
The one and only Cockalogy. Cock for short, he was one of the early pioneers of the Singaporean Team Fortress 2 community. He founded 5th Company and led the clan through multiple tournaments and established it as a competitive clan. He contributes to the team as an unpredictable, tremendous and indispensable force. He's well known as a Soldier for his awesome airshots and his unorthodox, creative playstyle. Since the beginning of time, Cock has had a deep infatuation for Fei who has been his medic. When he doesn't miss 16 shotgun shots on a dying medic while screaming curses like a little girl, he's wrecking havoc on the forefront, pulverizing enemies with his dearest Fei and screaming how much he loves him. Having harboured a strong grudge against the imbalanced sniper class since as long as Fei's abyssal hollow could perfectly envelop Cockalogy's colossal manhood, he plans to one day sleep with a VALVe developer and attempt to talk him/her into making rockets travel as fast as a sniper bullet.
Sim is currently serving the fuc army and spends much of his free time on a grand piano that he's very fond of (less than Fei).
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Malice
Fei
Neth
Cooty
Sedated
Cock
Charlie
Bob
Emi
Gary
Riff
Ace
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1. Full Name (OR WHATEVER YOU WANT PPL TO KNOW YOUR FULL NAME AS)
2. Favourite Quote (Just write anything, if it sucks or is corny or totally gay i'll just exclude it. SO BE YOURSELF LOL)
3. In-game Nick
4. Nicknames (Titles that people tend to give you. like KONG PA BAO etc.)
5. Favourite classes
6. Playstyle (Dont worry about this part. But i really dont know how some of you play. Give me a bit of input on how you play so i can bullshit and embellish it with exaggeration and flair)
7. Favourite Map
8. Gaming gear (Mouse/Mousepad/Headphones. Please don't include keyboard ffs)
9. Most hated class (Insult the class as ridiculously and humorously as possible)
10. Include at least 2 random things or thoughts about yourself. (Please try to be funny. Make a joke out of yourself and speak about habits while playing.)
11. Are you a pedophile?
12. GAMING AND CLAN HISTORY. BRIEF
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