QUOTES FOR TODAY

1:49 AM - Maice -V- Co.: DESKTOP NOT EVEN 1 WEEK DEL SYSTEM32 FOLDER
1:49 AM - misfit. emi: dun need load OS alr
1:49 AM - misfit. emi: right?
1:49 AM - Sedated -V- Co.: i deleted system32 before you know
1:49 AM - Sedated -V- Co.: ROFL
1:49 AM - Maice -V- Co.: NOOB
1:49 AM - misfit. emi: then?
1:49 AM - Sedated -V- Co.: my first ocmputer
1:49 AM - Sedated -V- Co.: no space
1:49 AM - neth: noob
1:49 AM - Cooty -V- Co.: what does it do?
1:49 AM - neth: rofl
1:49 AM - Sedated -V- Co.: then i see those files
1:49 AM - Maice -V- Co.: LOL
1:49 AM - Sedated -V- Co.: cannot run
1:49 AM - Sedated -V- Co.: so i delete
1:49 AM - Sedated -V- Co.: ROFL
1:49 AM - neth: HAHAHAHAHA
1:49 AM - Maice -V- Co.: U NO SPACE THEN DEL SYSTEM 32
1:49 AM - Sedated -V- Co.: THEN REBOOT LIAO
1:49 AM - Maice -V- Co.: LMAO
1:49 AM - Maice -V- Co.: HAHAAHAHAHA
1:49 AM - Sedated -V- Co.: OFC CANNOT GO WINDOWS
1:49 AM - neth: LOLOLOLOLOL
1:49 AM - Cooty -V- Co.: LOL
1:49 AM - Cooty -V- Co.: GG
1:49 AM - Cooty -V- Co.: HAHAHHAA
1:49 AM - Maice -V- Co.: FUCKING BODOH

1:54 AM - riffraff: MALICE GOT BLOG?
1:54 AM - riffraff: WHATS THE ADDY
1:54 AM - riffraff: MUST BE KPB REVIEWS
1:54 AM - neth: www.ilovekongbapao.blogspot.com
1:54 AM - riffraff: ACROSS ENTIRE SINGAPORE ISLAND
1:54 AM - Cooty -V- Co.: www.ragingkpb.blogspot.com
1:54 AM - Sedated -V- Co.: TODAY I WAS ABOUT TO AIRSHOT A SOLDIER, BUT MY FUCKING COMPUTER LAGGED
1:54 AM - H2H<3 http://myheadisbiggerthanyours.blogspot.com
1:54 AM - misfit. emi: malicekpb.blogspot.com

LAWL

TRY TRY

http://www.quizfarm.com/quizzes/VCO/LiquidfusioNz/which-person-in-vco-and-friends-are-you/

COOTY

IGN: Cooty -V- Co.

Name: Melvin Khoo

Location: Singapore

Favourite Quote: "nice shot by myself!"

Favourite Map(s): Gravel Pit

Favourite Class(es): Demoman

Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Razer DeathAdder
Surface - Razer Destructor
Headphones - Plantronics Gaming Headset

Biography
Cooty aka. nigger or coocoojiao started his competitive gaming career with Team Fortress 2. Before settling down in TF2, he has been playing Counter-Strike, Day of Defeat, Battlefield 2 and many other FPS games casually. Known as one of the best and most experienced Demoman around, Cooty is the backbone of the team who plays intelligently and often single-handedly clean sweeping an advancing force with his cunning and unequalled skill. He is a reliable player who contributes by creating an impenetrable defense wherever his black man stands. Due to his sheer awesomeness, he has developed a habit of praising his own nice shots every 5 kills. This has allowed his head to grow in size and gain a magnetic property, absorbing sniper shots like Malice to Kong Ba Baos, Cockalogy to Fei, or like Ace to little girls or like Neth to Techno.

Cooty is like our very own public relations manager, being bullied by the lazy team into doing logistics like organising scrims. Although Cooty may be the cutest, nicest guy in 5th Company, it doesn't excuse him from screwing up. It's all cooty's fault (IACF), no matter what happens. When he commits a fatal mistake like clearing an entire team but leaving one scout alive and then dying, it's his fault. Go train harder.

He is allergic to seafood. Please do not spike his meal with seafood before tournaments.

He is not a pedophile.

FEI101

IGN: Fei101 -V- Co.

Name: Li Fei

Location: Singapore

Favourite Quote: "Chiong ahhhhhh", " ;x ", "lame ", "DIE MOFO"

Favourite Map(s): Granary

Favourite Class(es): Medic, Soldier, Sniper

Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Crap cheap mouse
Surface - Battlepad pro
Headphones - Crap cheap 2.1 speakers

Biography
Fei101, or Fei in short, is the best slacker and the medic of 5th Company. He dislikes studying and enjoys gaming through all his free time. He is the ultimate embodiment of a true nerdy gamer - the list of games he has played is so overwhelming that it can't possibly be shown here for fear of our server running out of web space.

According to Cockalogy (Fei's self-proclaiming husband), Fei always plays as the support role in every game he plays. The cunning Cockalogy then made use of this rare talent and forced him into forever becoming VCO's valuable medic. His history of being the ultimate support character began since the beginning of gaming when he played as the little white ball in Atari's "Pong."

Fei is a legendary medic, being widely recognised as a cockroach for his amazing ability to stay alive. He runs around with eyes all over his head, detecting imminent danger before it becomes too much of a threat. Enemies who know Fei will be hard-pressed for a decision to attack him as it takes more than some cheap projectiles to defeat him. Fei's fear knows no boundaries. He's has an unorthodox ability to surprise his pursuers by turning aggressive and attacking when least expected. He'll charge in with his weapons and perform some field-surgery on his enemies and taunting alone on enemy control points when the mist clears. When all else fails, the enemy will suffer the wrath of his words, for when he is reunited with his beloved Malice, he will shout curses of "DIE MOFO" as he watches Malice dismantle and dismember his previous soon-to-be killers.

Of course, his dedication to supporting his teammates is unquestionable. Whenever Fei is in the heat of the battle, he passionately heals them all like they are the most important people in his life. Yet, his teammates love to scold him and take him for granted like he's their own little bitch. Fucking teammates...

Once in awhile when Fei pleases his fucking teammates, he'll be granted the permission to play other classes like the sniper or soldier during a scrim.

Fei is a Rock Band god and the master of makeshift. He could rape everyone with a $2 mouse. He uses his Rock Band microphone for TF2 and could probably play it in a squattting or proning position. He is currently waiting to serve the army.

He is not a pedophile.

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EUPHORIC -V- Co.: ur name still under the pending

SEDATED

IGN: Sedated -V- Co.

Name: Desmond

Location: Singapore

Favourite Quote: "one curly fry in the box of the regular."

Favourite Map(s): Badlands

Favourite Class(es): Soldier

Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Razer Diamondback
Surface - Barracuda
Headphones - Sennheiser

Biography
Sedated is the newest addition to the -V- Co scrim team. Before Team Fortress 2, he played WC3 competitively for a fair bit, taking part in the World Cyber Games and the inaugural CAPL WC3 league.

He plays the Soldier and is convinced that VALVe switches his rockets into duds whenever a medic chooses to Ubercharge him. This, combined with the fact that he resents babysitting a medic, has led him to develop an aggressive and wild style of play in an attempt to "counter VALVe". He can frequently be seen gleefully rocket jumping into the thick of battle with little regards to his own well-being, bombarding the opponents with a force akin to an artillery strike. He jizzes in his pants when he pulls off a series of insane air shots.

He has an inexplicable, deep hatred for all Demomen, and believes them to be "A FASTER AND BLACKER AND MORE POWERFUL VERSION OF THE SOLDIER." He is also of the opinion that the deepest circle of hell is reserved for those who SNIPES HIS FACE FROM ACROSS THE MAP or STEALS HIS FUCKING MEDIKITS. Once upon a time he elbowed Malice in the face for that. Do not steal his medikits. Ever.

He has just graduated from Poly and can't wait to waste 2 years of his life in the army.

He thinks Ace is a pedophile.

MALICE

IGN: Ma|ice -V- Co.

Name: Isaac Teo

Location: Singapore

Favourite Quote: "The breakfast of champions is the opposition.", "WAKE THE FUCK UP", "FUCK" "i feel like i dont know myself"

Favourite Map(s): Granary, Badlands

Favourite Class(es): Soldier, Scout

Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Razer Deathadder
Surface - Razer Destructor
Headphones - Logitech Clearchat

Biography
Malice came from a casual Counter-strike background before starting his competitive career in Team Fortress 2. Known as "mally" or "KONG BA BAO" to some due to his massive cholesterol-filled buldging face, Isaac has become an essential and imperative part of the team since he took over the role of being the main soldier from Euphoric who had to serve his national service. An aggressive and explosive player who leads and commands the team's front line, he strikes fear in his opponents (and teammates) with his sublime awareness and tyrannical presence - responding to any danger and neutralizing it with a deft efficiency or raging relentlessly.

However, being the main soldier wasn't the only role he took over from the huge-wanged Cockalogy. He has replaced that huge empty spot in Fei's heart and became his new champion. While Cock provides Fei the kind of love that's more feminine and affectionate, Malice expresses his feelings with a contrasting tough-love. To make up for his less-than-cockalogy manhood, he flaunts his manliness by raging and cursing at anyone who screws up. To him, the world is full of sleeping people who need to "WAKE THE FUCK UP" and follow his almighty orders. Of course, he resents random noob pyros more than anything else in life, even his abundance of fatty tissue.

Do not ever complain about your computer in front of him, cause he plays on a totally crap laptop. He has a habit of naturally elbowing faces during sports and he WILL elbow you if he issin't in a good mood. Actually, he'll do it even if he was.

He is not a pedophile.

ACE

IGN: Ace

Name: Lee Yi Ting

Favourite Quote: "cunts."

Favourite Map(s): Granary, Gravel Pit

Favourite Class(es): Kindergar Sniper, Scout

Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Microsoft IE3 / Razer Lachesis
Surface - Razer eXactmat
Headphones - Sennheiser PC 165

Biography
Ace, liquidfusionz, Zyphyris or YT has come from an inveterate gaming background of competitive FPS gaming, having started with Half-Life since 1999 and then moving on to Team Fortress Classic and Counter-Strike Beta. His perennial interest in competitive gaming has incited him into moving on to Team Fortress 2 after he quit Counter-Strike Source and World of Warcraft. Shortly after, he formed Clan RageNation before joining 5th Company.

Ace is a strategist who provides both brain and muscle for the team. Having developed a profound experience in team tactics, he assiduously analyzes the game and provides strategic calls on the fly. His other role is that of an assassin - he has an unrivalled accuracy and ability to eradicate important targets, very often in rapid succession and much more frequently when Nicole is around. When he isn't missing 12 scattergun shots on sniper up close, he would frequently go into a lethal frenzy, impeding an entire team and leaving their heads (or chunks of meat) on the floor. He thinks Soldiers are crybabies and is terribly annoyed by random Spies. Rumors say that his birthday wish was for Snipers to get Perception!1!1one!1

He is currently serving the army.

HE IS DEFINITELY NOT A PEDOPHILE.

Ace's TF2 Snipe Video

NETH

IGN: Neth -V- Co.

Name: Kenneth Tan

Location: Singapore

Favourite Quote: "BLOODY HELL !" , "FUCKING BULLSHIT"

Favourite Map(s): Gravel Pit, Well

Favourite Class(es): Scout, Sniper, Heavy

Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Logitech MX518
Surface - Razer eXactmat
Headphones - Logitech ClearChat Premium PC Headset

Biography
Self proclaimed "THE MOST AWESOME GUY EVER", Kenneth or "dReaMz`oN" hails from an old school FPS background, having been playing Counter-Strike since Beta 3 in 1999 up to a competitive level.

He was simultaneously involved in Team Fortress Classic where he played for Clan ][UG@][ for a year. Soon he quit CS in 2002 and went full time into UT2003, earning 2nd place in a tournament before stopping to play random games and MMOs. After serving the army, he started playing Team Fortress 2 and was conned into 5th Company.

Neth is also known as the legendary BENG THE NETH THE BENG. It's been recently discovered that he used to have been in production of a record album with fellow gangsta 50 Cent before the hiphop artist became famous. However, the collaboration failed due to a conflict when Neth wanted to include some loud, unremitting whistle sounds into their hiphop productions. When 50 refused, Neth carved his face into an ape with a series of techno parang slashes. BENG THE NETH THE BENG is currently looking at a collaboration with Guo Mei Mei and it's been speculated that the album name might be title, "Neth Beng ni Mei Mei".

Sitting like the true supreme beng slouching on the chair with a leg up against the table, Kenneth proves his in-game awesomeness with his sheer mastery of the game. Known for his excellent versatility, Neth is the team's Joker card who's able to fill in any role to fit the situation. As such, he very often single-handedly clutch rounds with his extraordinary ability to make the right crucial decision. When playing his favourite light classes, Neth seems almost invisible - appearing without a warning, causing mayhem and confusing enemies before vanishing without a trace, decimating many in the process. When he plays the heavy (hates running on it) he could very well be invincible with Fei pumping gas into his ass. He has an angry resentment against random noob Pyros who presses two buttons - W and MOUSE1.


He thinks Ace and Riff are pedophiles.

COCKALOGY

IGN: EUPHORIC -V- Co.

Name:

Location: Singapore

Favourite Quote:

Favourite Map(s): Granary

Favourite Class(es): Soldier

Gaming Specifications:
Mouse - Razer Deathadder
Surface - Razer Goliathus
Headphones -

Biography
The one and only Cockalogy. Cock for short, he was one of the early pioneers of the Singaporean Team Fortress 2 community. He founded 5th Company and led the clan through multiple tournaments and established it as a competitive clan. He contributes to the team as an unpredictable, tremendous and indispensable force. He's well known as a Soldier for his awesome airshots and his unorthodox, creative playstyle. Since the beginning of time, Cock has had a deep infatuation for Fei who has been his medic. When he doesn't miss 16 shotgun shots on a dying medic while screaming curses like a little girl, he's wrecking havoc on the forefront, pulverizing enemies with his dearest Fei and screaming how much he loves him. Having harboured a strong grudge against the imbalanced sniper class since as long as Fei's abyssal hollow could perfectly envelop Cockalogy's colossal manhood, he plans to one day sleep with a VALVe developer and attempt to talk him/her into making rockets travel as fast as a sniper bullet.

Sim is currently serving the fuc army and spends much of his free time on a grand piano that he's very fond of (less than Fei).

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PLAYER PROFILE TEMPLATE

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1. Full Name (OR WHATEVER YOU WANT PPL TO KNOW YOUR FULL NAME AS)

2. Favourite Quote (Just write anything, if it sucks or is corny or totally gay i'll just exclude it. SO BE YOURSELF LOL)

3. In-game Nick

4. Nicknames (Titles that people tend to give you. like KONG PA BAO etc.)

5. Favourite classes

6. Playstyle (Dont worry about this part. But i really dont know how some of you play. Give me a bit of input on how you play so i can bullshit and embellish it with exaggeration and flair)

7. Favourite Map

8. Gaming gear (Mouse/Mousepad/Headphones. Please don't include keyboard ffs)

9. Most hated class (Insult the class as ridiculously and humorously as possible)

10. Include at least 2 random things or thoughts about yourself. (Please try to be funny. Make a joke out of yourself and speak about habits while playing.)

11. Are you a pedophile?

12. GAMING AND CLAN HISTORY. BRIEF

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